Inspired for the wrong reason

     I've been fighting the urge to paint all day. I shouldn't even be thinking about it. I have tons on my desk to do. But I don't just want to paint, I want to paint a subject. Something that takes more than a day or two, in oil like I used to before comics. It's extraordinarily hard to find a model willing to sit. I can work from pics and I've asked people to pose (with clothes no nudity required) but I get that funny look like "What? Is this for porn?" from both guys and gals. I thought I'd never say this but all I want is a woman with big breast-a-sists. Please Lord, send me a woman with big breast-a-sists  and a tight corset (I bet that's the prayer of many a man out there, HA!)